confessions.

i like the new britney spears song. i'm ashamed to say that this is true. "toxic" is creative and catchy, and makes the young songstress sound like she can actually sing.

i didn't warm up my car the other morning when i was leaving for school in the bitter cold. i was running late. shame on me.

i have become notorious in our apartment for unintentionally leaving perishable food products out on the counter in the morning. sadly, in a state of sleep-like delirium, i once had some milk and returned the gallon to the pantry shelf instead of the refrigerator.

i hit the snooze button an average of at least 5 times before i wake up.

i was not responsible for the beheading of the beer-drinking snowman in our front yard.

watermelon makes me gag.

i find the american idol audition shows strangely satisfying. except when i would like to strangle the contestants.