wine-colored. calf-length. size 8. you need to tell me that i look horrible in this dress. you need to tell me that it doesn't sit on my hips right; that it doesn't compliment my skin color, that i look like a buffoon in a red dress. that's what you need to tell me. because i was at the mall today, searching sale racks for an appropriate dress for our college banquet coming up in a couple weeks, and i did that thing where you find the most beautiful dress and then you think to yourself "i'll try it on because it won't actually look good on me." i'd like to say that i picked it up thinking it was on sale, but really i didn't. i looked at the price tag and still i tried it on, thinking it wouldn't look good on me. but what do you know. i try on 50 dresses and this is the only one that looks stunning. others were okay, this one was amazing. and now i'm seriously considering spending my whole paycheck this week and then some of my last paycheck to buy it. and really you should probably talk me out of it, because there are starving children in africa who might gladly eat this dress if they could.