so it's about 15 minutes before my next class, which happens to be hermeneutics, where we study the life and works of hermit crabs. quite exciting if you ask me. i remember a day probably a decade ago when i was visiting my grandparents on the shores of cape cod and i would capture hundreds of hermit crabs with various members of my family. we would then put them into a big rubbermaid tub with ocean water, sand, and seaweed and watch them all fight. and then the next morning i woke up and a ton of the hermit crab bodies were dead and floating at the top of the tub. the remaining living crabs were crawling sluggishly around. it was a fate comparable to hiroshima.

notebook companies are stupid. like five star... you know, makers of five star notebooks? i bought like 5 of these dudes because they have the built in pocket folders. but guess what. the folders aren't wide enough to accomodate the standard 81/2X11 sheet of paper. what the heck. like it's a fourth of an inch too small. it's so damn frustrating. it's like they're toying with me. haha we're going to make a notebook that looks like you can put your papers in but you can't!! actually the size of our insert pocket folders doesn't coincide with the size of any sort of normal sheet of paper! hahaha fool! now you'll have to go and buy MORE five star folders! it's sickening.