it has just been brought to my attention how one determines his or her porn star name. mtv.com as alerted me to this fact. it says your porn star name is your 1st pet's name plus the name of the street you grew up on.

hmmm... let's see.

1st pet? well, we had two cats when i was little. one was fat and named felix, the other smaller and named little kitty.

street i grew up on... hmm... well. i lived on twana dr. until i was ten, then waterford dr. til i was 15 or so.

so here are my possible porn star names.

felix twana
felix waterford
little kitty twana
little kitty waterford

i think the last one might be the winner... except i won't be going into porn. maybe that could be my stage name instead. how would you feel about introducing me as little kitty waterford? sexy right? absolutely.

in other news. i would just like to say that i happened to catch a small portion of a televised celine dion concert yesterday evening, and i was shocked and awed when celine was magically hoisted into the air via some invisible harness and flown around above the stage while she was singing. did anyone else see this? does anyone else find it disturbing that pop stars feel the need to show their audience what sort of physical duress they can perform under? i will not be surprised when the day comes in which aretha franklin sings "r-e-s-p-e-c-t" while competing in the olympic high jump. just wait. it will happen.

until then, i'm off to bed.