critics declare the "Dan" song, and i quote, "frighteningly hilarious." critics meaning dan himself. way to go, uncle john. that was classic. i'll have to see if i can somehow post that on here so that my faithful readers might enjoy the song as much as i did.

dan told me, however, that he does in fact like flan, so that lyric may have to go. he said that he does NOT like spam, which rhymes well enough, in his opinion. i also thought of another: he cooks eggs in a pan. just a few ideas for the sequel.

anyhow, i had THREE people in one shift on saturday ask me what kind of chips are in the cinnamon chip scone. THREE people. i've never had anyone ask me that question in my entire starbucks career and in one day three people do it. is it not obvious? do they look like chocolate chips? are they dark brown? no, they are light brown. they are CINNAMON CHIPS, as indicated by the sign in front of it that says CINNAMON CHIP scone.

i don't understand why that is so difficult.